Mae West Quotes Part III

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Mae West

I've been things and seen places.
Mae West

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West

It takes two to get one in trouble.
Mae West

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Mae West

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
Mae West

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Mae West

Look your best - who said love is blind?
Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Mae West

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Mae West

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
Mae West

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
Mae West