Funny New Year's Quotes

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
Robert Fulghum

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
Edgar Watson Howe

Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
Samuel Pepys

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughan

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.
William Makepeace Thackeray

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?
Catherine O'Hara

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
P. J. O'Rourke

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. Fields

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
Carl Sandburg

Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
Barbara Walters