H. L. Mencken Quotes

Biography
Type: Writer
Nationality: American
Born: September 12, 1880
Died: January 29, 1956


A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
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A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
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A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
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A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
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A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.
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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
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Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
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All government, of course, is against liberty.
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All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.
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