Robin Williams Quotes

Biography
Type: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: July 21, 1952


Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
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I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Reality: What a concept!
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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