Sid Waddell Quotes

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
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He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
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He's as cool as a prized marrow!
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It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
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Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
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That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
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That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
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The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
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The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
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There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
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There's only one word for that - magic darts!
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Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
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Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
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When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
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