Bugs Baer Quotes

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.
Bugs Baer

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
Bugs Baer

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
Bugs Baer

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
Bugs Baer

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
Bugs Baer

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
Bugs Baer

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
Bugs Baer