Bill Maher Quotes

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.

Bill Maher



Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Bill Maher



Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Bill Maher



Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Bill Maher



Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

Bill Maher



Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

Bill Maher