Frank Dane Quotes

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
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A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
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Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
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It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
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Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
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Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
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Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
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Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
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Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
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The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements."
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The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
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Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
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