Stephen Evans Quotes

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.

Stephen Evans



Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy.

Stephen Evans



God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.

Stephen Evans



I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.

Stephen Evans



I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.

Stephen Evans



I'd rather be dead than dying.

Stephen Evans



Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

Stephen Evans



There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death.

Stephen Evans



Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference.

Stephen Evans



What is the value of your existence?

Stephen Evans