Steve Martin Quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin



An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.

Steve Martin



Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Steve Martin



Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin



Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Steve Martin



Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin



Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Steve Martin



I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Steve Martin



I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

Steve Martin