Todd Barry Quotes

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
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Anyone who bombs is my friend.
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Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
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I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.
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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
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I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
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I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
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I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
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I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.
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I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
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I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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I loved Australia. I was very successful there.
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I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.
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I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.
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